No lessons to see here. Move along, move along…


In Episode 22, Ham & Chuck flail wildly to find a unifying theme among fan mail, refrigerator apps that tattle on you, a virtual kissing device that will NEVER sell until they change the name, an unfortunate rare primate smuggling story that involves Fruit of the Loom, and an even more unfortunate Chihuahua story that involves… well, you’ll need to hear it…

Why did the Slender Loris fly to Dubai? Photo credit: Kalyan Varma (

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Mentions, honorable and otherwise:

  • Justin Bieber (again)
  • Hilary Duff (a first)
  • Swedish doctors and nurses (again)
  • Bill Nemitz of the Portland Press Herald (obliquely)
  • The Bank of Maine (directly)
  • Craig Nelson of USA Today
  • Overhead Bin
  • Vignesh Ramachandran (twice!) of
  • Delhi’s Indira Gandhi International Airport
  • Slender Lorises
  • Robert Garrison (very obliquely)
  • (ibid)
  • KUSA TV (ditto)
  • The Longmont Times Call (obtusely)
  • Pierrette J. Shields (and then some)
  • Paris Hilton
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Henry Kissinger
  • Madeline Albright
  • Zbigniew Brzezinski
  • Lauren Cartwright
  • Robert Holland
  • Teresa Mancy Cook
  • Jenn Jacobson



2 thoughts on “No lessons to see here. Move along, move along…

  1. Boys, you lost me at “Kissinger.” YIKES! Now I will have that image in my mind all day. Oh, and that poor puppy! lol

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