Episode 39 – Sex, Lies and Performance-Enhancing Drugs


In episode 39, Ham and Chuck blow the whistle on a teacher who is afraid of children, we examine (but not too closely) the case of the cross-dressing meth priest who had sex in the rectory, we investigate how Lance Armstrong could have won so many races with feet of clay, and whether Armstrong was actually the guy who hoaxed Manti Te’o.

Who's afraid of middle school kids? Who isn't? Photo credit: Gabriella Fabbri

Who’s afraid of middle school kids? Who ISN’T? Photo credit: Gabriella Fabbri

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Mentions, Honorable and Otherwise:

  • Cincinnati Enquirer writer Denise Smith Amos
  • The Cincinnati Enquirer
  • The Mariemont (Ohio) School District
  • Maria C. Waltherr-Willard
  • Greenhills (Ohio)
  • Pedophobia
  • www.allaboutcounseling.com
  • http://pedophobia.org
  • District Judge Herman J. Weber
  • Barbie-phobia
  • Facebook
  • Mariemont High School
  • Mariemont High School Principal James Renner
  • Mariemont School Superintendent Paul Imhoff
  • Answering-to-Parents-phobia
  • Mariemont Junior High School
  • Equal Employment Opportunity Commission
  • Connecticut Post writer Daniel Tepfer
  • The Connecticut Post
  • Connecticut Post Staff writer Michael P. Mayko
  • Roman Catholic Church Diocese of Bridgeport
  • St. Augustine Cathedral, Bridgeport, CT
  • Monsignor Kevin Wallin
  • Monsignor Meth
  • Breaking Bad
  • The AMC Network
  • North Haven, Connecticut
  • Land of Oz
  • Danbury, Connecticut
  • The Church of St. Peter, Danbury, Connecticut
  • Diocese Spokesman Brian Wallace
  • Grover Clevelands
  • Benjamin Franklins
  • Marijuana (“Mary Ann”)
  • Heroin (“Slap”)
  • LSD (“Electric Sunny D”)
  • Tiger Woods
  • Manti Te’o
  • Timothy Burke of Deadspin.com
  • Jack Dickey of Deadspin.com
  • Deadspin.com
  • Notre Dame
  • The Heisman
  • Alabama Crimson Tide
  • The South Bend Tribune
  • Lennay Kekua
  • Stanford
  • Dan Patrick
  • Penn State
  • Dave Zirin of The Nation
  • Jerry Sandusky
  • Joe Paterno
  • Lance Armstrong
  • Oprah
  • The Associated Press
  • U.S. Anti-Doping Agency
  • NY Daily News
  • Teri Thompson
  • Nathaniel Vinton
  • Michael O’Keeffe
  • Christian Red
  • OWN Network
  • U.S. Postal Service
  • Tour de France
  • Greg Lemond
  • Kathy Lemond
  • Betsy Andreu
  • Frankie Andreu
  • Emma O’Reilly
  • Floyd Landis
  • Torquemada
  • Neil Armstrong
  • Martin Luther King, Jr.
  • Frank Tansky
  • Daniel Hansen
  • Lauren Cartwright
  • Robert Holland
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