Episode 51: Can You Stomach It? Vegans, Cruise Ships & Customer Service

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In episode 51 of the Constant Crisis News & Opinion self-help and humor podcast, Ham & Chuck conduct surprise inspections of two New Jersey vegans’ customer service expectations and of Carnival Cruise Lines’ business and cleaning practices. Our conclusion? In both cases, where’s the Mafia when you need them? 

Jack Litsky, pain-in-the-neck vegan. Restaurant owners: If you see this man heading toward your establishment, lock the doors and pretend that you are closed. Photo by Patti Sapone of the Star-Ledger.

Jack Litsky, pain-in-the-neck vegan. Restaurant owners: If you see this man heading toward your establishment, lock the doors and pretend that you are closed. Photo by Patti Sapone of the Star-Ledger.

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Stories:

Mentions, Honorable and Otherwise:

  • Bamboozled
  • Ruu-Ruu
  • Vegan
  • Karin Price Mueller
  • Karen Price Mueller
  • Patti Sapone
  • The Star-Ledger
  • Jack Litsky
  • Toby Litsky
  • Monticello Restaurant
  • Caterin Giambalzo
  • Red Bank (NJ)
  • New Jersey
  • Celiac Disease
  • Customer Service
  • Italian restaurants
  • The Google machine
  • Spit
  • The Bridge Bar & Restaurant (by inference)
  • The U.S. Virgin Islands
  • Furlong the Chef
  • The Supreme Court
  • American Express
  • The Bamboozled Blackmail Squad
  • The Pareto Principle
  • The 80-20 rule
  • NJ.com
  • The Mafia
  • Carnival Cruise Line
  • USA Today
  • Fran Golden
  • U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
  • Carnival Fascination
  • CDC’s Vessel Sanitation Program
  • Carnival Triumph
  • Sneeze Shields
  • Roach Nymphs
  • Carnival spokesman Vance Gulliksen
  • Kim Jong-Un’s spokesperson
  • Javelin catcher
  • U.S. Public Health inspection
  • USA Today’s “The Cruise Log”
  • Motel 6 price
  • Christopher Palmeri
  • Bloomberg News
  • Carnival Splendor
  • Mexico
  • Mobile (Alabama)
  • Carnival Dream
  • Carnival Legend
  • Costa Concordia
  • Costa Cruises
  • Costa Allegra
  • Carnival Corp. (CCL)
  • Caribbean
  • Carnival Inspiration
  • Miami Heat
  • Micky Arison
  • Manny Lubian
  • Futura Travel Inc.
  • Royal Caribbean
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